Monday, 29 October 2012
1. Tell scary stories to your dog. Make sure you include stories that are actually scary to him. Like the dog who ate a cooked chicken bone and his intestines split open. And the dog's whose owner made a wall hanging of him, after he tore out all his toys from his bin again.
2. Guess what object just hit your window. STICK! STONE! PATIO CHAIR!
3. Come up with elaborate plans as to what to do if people start turning into zombies during this storm. Start training your dog to detect zombies from miles away.
5. Pull out that old recorder instrument from third grade. Mary had a lit-tle lamb, lit-tle lamb, lit-tle lamb...
We're braving it out. It's supposed to hit here in about 10 hours, although we already have a lot of rain and wind and we've already lost power once.